First off, ever since I started blogging less my user registration went through the roof. And frankly I’m slightly offended by that. Also, should I take it as a hint? I’m not good with hints since I mostly ignore them, so I might as well ignore this one too.
Secondly, it’s been real…messy I guess is the way to put it. I mean what’s with the news? People blowing up each other every single day, Trump getting crazier with every second, and SNL being the best it’s ever been. I’ve never been a fan of SNL, but material just keeps piling in in truckloads for them. Comedians are making a fortune, and I’ve turned an optimist – the world has gone to shit.
But enough of worldly shenanigans, and let’s talk about me. I’ve been warming up to this whole moving to suburbs scenario, and mostly I’d like to stop moving so damn much. Also, I’m considering just living in my car because then I never have to do jury duty. It’s about the little things in life. But I still have until the end of June ‘to enjoy’ my city apartment, and I mostly do so by sitting and sleeping in it. That is during the times they let me leave work. Living the life y’all.
This weekend we had people over again, and it was great because I mostly hung out with my one-year-old niece, and had everyone comment how we understand each other the most. I mean, adults and their adult talking is just extremely exhausting. I also wore my batman shirt. I’m also not sure how I’m functioning in life.
***had to come back and add this in*** One of the guests was a dear friend of the family who owns a bakery in Brooklyn. And he’s been at it for the longest time. Also, his bread tastes like bread, but better. Because he makes it with unicorns, more like true skill and passion, but whatever. So if you’re a local, show Sibstar Bread some love.
Then on Sunday we attended a now-soon-to-be local suburban art show, and it was surprisingly good. I don’t mean to sound like an asshole, but I was totally going into it with an asshole attitude. Because seriously this cookie has seen some stuff. Anyway, they had Kenny in multitude and that gave me hope in humanity.
And I might have mumbled ‘they killed Kenny’ (also, South Park reference if I have to explain myself (!)).
Not exactly related to anything, but I have a new app game obsession, and you should have it too. It’s called CATS: Crash Arena Turbo, and it’s literally cats smashing each other in killer machines designed by YOU. Should I even say anymore? I’ve been at it for hours, any chance I get. And since Trump ruined Twitter, it’s been my go to stress reliever. So like you’re welcome.
Also, watch this video that I found extremely awesome and uplifting A priest, rabbi, and atheist smoke weed together.
Also, read books and drink milk. Unless you’re blind and lactose intolerant then probably don’t.