I’m fucking polite like that

So, I fell off the grid for some while. Because that’s exactly what I felt like doing – falling off the grid. And mostly, yes, still because of Shrumf. He’s everywhere! I was eating a tuna wrap sandwich the other day, and I swear to you, the wrap was surprisingly orange. And I was like goddammit is everything going to be orange now. I’m avoiding Facebook, my beloved Twitter, and even Instagram for some reason. And I stopped writing the blog to avoid writing about Shrumf, but guess what, my first paragraph is still about him. I guess, that’s why he...

All messed up, but still in order

Instead of me complaining about work stuff to you again, I’ll just tell you it’s still a lot. I’m overwhelmed and exhausted most days. And when I gain enough strength to not feel overwhelmed and exhausted, I usually just bitch and moan about how overwhelmed and exhausted I am, to whoever is around. My significant other if he’s not away on his business affairs. My Wednesday Friend who somehow still comes around to see me. Or my cat who simply has no other choice. You get the picture. So, this weekend I had three days off due to Marin Luther...

I’m not done with this chaos, just yet.

I went away to Pennsylvania this weekend. Because I have a house there now. And it only took me about six months of dealing with bureaucracies, and drinking myself to sleep on some occasions, but it happened. I’m not moving, as this will be an investment property. So, I’ll still be your girl from Brooklyn. But I have a house now, and it feels weird. Because legally speaking it’s mine, but technically speaking it’s owned by a bank who gave me mortgage, and a certain time frame to make it work, and call it mine. Until I pay it off, or fuck up royally, and end...

New Year with a Scorpio and some Monsters

Yay 2017 is here! And you know what it feels like? It feels like 2016. Or like nothing changed. And realistically I did expect this to be the case, but there was some tiny hope of change, of a miracle. It didn’t happen. Things are the same, people are the same, and Trump is still to be the president. And his head did not explode at midnight. Do what you will with that. Having said that, hope your New Year’s was great and you got to spend it in the best way possible. Because I know I did. I at least...

No baked goods please

Since my last post was named ‘Wrapping up the year of 2016’ it almost feels like I’m not allowed to have any posts this year any more. I might have wrapped up the year too soon. We have another week to go, but I’m so ready. Bring it, 2017. Or actually don’t bring it. Let’s just chill the fuck out. Speaking of chilling, I had 4 days off last week (that is, including the weekend) and it was glorious. I had some ‘personal business’ to attend to, if you will. But I also had 4 damn days in a row...

Wrapping up the year of 2016

OK guys, so I guess a quick end-of-the-year thoughts and wishes type of thing. Firstly, I wanted to share with you my latest creation. Meaning an art piece that I made, if you will. This was inspired by a biohazard bag with my underwear in it (clean one (don’t be a dick)). I was sent home with this treasure after my recent surgery. And I guess, they put them into a biohazard bag for the lack of a better container. But I kept this thing, and immediately thought I’m going to use it as a center piece for my next painting,...

New Museum, and my pictures are rotating

Ok people. I am so overwhelmed with all the adulting (urban dictionary: to do grown up things) happening in my life right now. I have been desperately wanting to tell you about my weekend, but physically didn’t have time nor energy to do so. Anyways, here’s my best attempt. This weekend I went to visit the New Museum. And it’s a contemporary art museum located in Manhattan. I’ve been there once, and that time it was too weird for me. Imagine me, and something being too weird for me, that’s just pretty damn weird. So in my head I was...

Happy Birthday, Alex. (you’re not getting a clever title for your birthday)

Ok, I have a very important post for you guys, but twitter is being very distracting and I’m suffocating from all the laughing I’m trying to suppress, while trying to work. We have a lot of fun on twitter, come find me there @thebooklynite.   Anyways, yesterday was an awesome night. And it was so  awesome, I’m going to use below picture to express my feelings.   My dear, and talented, and all-around great person Alex Fogo had a Birthday yesterday. And you know, as I was typing this I realized I don’t know how old he turned. I’m probably...

The great SWITCH

This weekend, the great SWITCH happened. And it’s a rare occasion that happens only once in a lifetime. Because technically once it happened it cannot re-occur again, because that is just the nature of the SWITCH. I’m not sure why I’m explaining this to you, you should know it already. What I will tell you is the SWITCH might yield unexpected consequences, unheard of for the human kind. Not necessarily bad, but very possibly catastrophic. Hug your children tonight.   Alright. I’m messing with you. What happened this weekend is I switched from Samsung to iPhone for the first time...

Indians are still cool though

So I had a lovely Thanksgiving, and I mentioned about it in my last post. Did you read it? Yeah, it was shit. I was fresh after the surgery, and spent all day in a sitting/laying position bossing everyone around me, and demanding things. Because when the opportunity strikes… And thankfully, I did have people around me to boss because it was a holiday weekend. And if you ask me what is the best time to have your ovarian cyst removed? I’ll tell you, it’s the day before Thanksgiving. You’re welcome. In all seriousness, I was extremely lucky to have four days...