I moved bitches

So this is probably going to be my shortest post. Or not. It all depends on how far red bull can take my brain. Maybe not far at all. But who knows. But maybe not.

Also. You’re not bitches, that’s just how I express my enthusiasm.

Having said this. I did move last night. And this finally happened after my dreadful apartment hunt. And this is why I’m on red bull induced autopilot today. Because I had about 4h of sleep. In addition to way too much physical activity than my body appreciates any living person should endure, ever.

 

A few moving tips:

 

  • Have a lot of prior experience in moving. This was my 7th move over the course of the last 10 years, so I got this. I throw stuff into garbage bags like a pro. And yes it is smart to transfer your non-necessarily-breakable-stuff, as I call it, in garbage bags. If you’re sensitive to this idea, use pretty garbage bags, like scented ones or whatever. It’s quick, and easy, and you’re saving the planet. Maybe. For fragile items use boxes, obviously. We’re not animals. But go and ask your local grocery, or food store for some. They get boxed stuff all the time, and they’ll let you have them for free. If they ask you what you need them for, just say that you’re homeless and trying to build a fort. That should take some awkwardness out of the situation.

 

  • Don’t have a lot of stuff. This might be obvious to some, and heartbreaking to others: “but….but….how do I live without stuff?” After the first few moves, I received a good realization that 90% of our possessions are just objects randomly placed from one corner into the other. Call me a hippie, but I encourage purges. Like giving your clothes and other things to the poor, or friends, or charity, or if it’s condition is shit then just throw it away for fuck’s sake. It clears your mental space, opens opportunities for better things, and makes you a better dancer. Although this last one might be a lie.

 

  • Have professionals move you. Better yet if those professionals are your friends, then you can have them do it for  free. Go ahead and befriend some professional movers right now. Because it makes all the difference in the world. They’re quick, they’re efficient, they know what they’re doing, and they’re seriously underappreciated. And somebody should start appreciate the movers day.

 

And that’s it. I was probably going to come up with a few other most helpfully helpful tips, but you’ll have to settle on that.

 

Happy moving kids.

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3 thoughts on “I moved bitches

  1. Well I guess I don’t have to spend the weekend fiirgung this one out!

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