What is there to tell you guys, firstly working hard doesn’t pay off. Like it pays, but after a certain period you’re like ‘oh fuck it, I’m just going to go raise chickens from now on.’ Which for me is a two-fold sentence because when I was little I spent summers at my grandmother’s who actually had live chickens. And they just shit all over the place. Trust me, they’re only cute on the internets.
What is up with the news. Have you stopped following the news? Because I have. And then I took a break and started following the news again trying to make it all sound funny. And then I stopped again. Honestly, this Trump person is like the biggest prankster of them all, we’re going to be laughing so hard until we’re all out of jobs. But then again there are chickens. We could always go back to that.
I did have a super nice birthday celebration. And I’m thankful to my friends and family for keeping me sane. Or at least, doing their best to try and keep me sane. I did get into a screaming match with the superintendent of the building because my friend’s kid was being a kid, and I might be getting evicted. So there’s that to look forward to.
On top of that weather is being super dicky and it’s looking like we might not have summer. Just saying, I’m a real joy to be around these days.
And this is going to be just a short depressing post like that. I would say stay strong, but like you don’t really have to.