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First things first, remember the good people of LOLA I told you about in my last post? Well, we did end up getting in contact with each other, and they did give me a promo code for friends, and family, and what not. And since you’re my friends, and family, and what not here it is: lkolisnyk2 for a $5 discount. And before you wine that it’s so small, just check them out, and make a conscious decision about signing up with them. And I’m just possibly saving you $5. Buy extra gum with it or something. Today was another snowstorm...

We’re women, we bleed, and it’s ok. Probably.

So yesterday was the International Women’s Day. And you want to know how I celebrated this special day? I went to work. I went to work like I normally would, and just sort of worked. Then when I was done with that, I got home and spent an hour on the phone with an insurance broker, just something I promised my parents to help with. And once I was done with that, I changed the light bulbs in the kitchen. Because you can just take my word for it, kitchen without lights becomes less useful, and more dangerous. And then...

I’m going to Paris mofos!

So I haven’t written any posts for a while, and I did it on purpose. It’s a slick publicity move. Which is meant to keep you intrigued. Where you intrigued? Not really? Thought so. It was more like the usual adult life taking over. And I let it for a while, but I’m done now. And I’m back for good. A few things I have to tell you. I went to the Armory Show on Thursday, and it is probably the largest gathering of contemporary art galleries showing in New York. It’s also probably one of the fanciest. Because the...

On working from home, not going to a Fashion Week show, and dealing with blood stool

I seem be in the mood of talking to you guys lately. Not you fault, so don’t stress. But anyway, yesterday in New York we suffered a somewhat severe snowstorm. I was going to go with a completely and absolutely severe, but then I got to work from home. And, you know, storms seem pretty lame from the comfort of your home. Like I even almost felt guilty, at some point, for not going in. Key word almost. And I had some revelations about working from home. It’s not all roses, I tell you that much. Firstly, there is this...

I’m not even making this up

Ok, so first things first. This Sunday was a Chinese New Year and we went to Chinatown to witness their parade and celebration. Because why the hell not. And it was cool. Not too packed. They had confetti flying, people in ridiculous costumes, and dancing dragons. Which were actually people in dragon costumes, so don’t get too excited. But it was fun to watch. It felt like a celebration. And it had people of all sorts of nationalities. Gotta love New York. Im not sharing pictures because they’ll start rotating and it will annoy the crap out of me again....

Just don’t light yourself on fire

It’s been busy, you guys. And I’ve been lazy about this whole writing gig. So whatever. I’m not giving you excuses, but sort of am. It’s just that my life is so stressful and hectic right now *eye roll*. Anyway. I’ve been doing morning yoga for the past week. 15 min in the morning, which is doable and nothing too crazy. I just found some video on YouTube and it sort of stuck with me. I can’t say I feel a whole lot different. I still get annoyed at stuff, and curse a lot in my head. Mostly because for...

No baked goods please

Since my last post was named ‘Wrapping up the year of 2016’ it almost feels like I’m not allowed to have any posts this year any more. I might have wrapped up the year too soon. We have another week to go, but I’m so ready. Bring it, 2017. Or actually don’t bring it. Let’s just chill the fuck out. Speaking of chilling, I had 4 days off last week (that is, including the weekend) and it was glorious. I had some ‘personal business’ to attend to, if you will. But I also had 4 damn days in a row...

Wrapping up the year of 2016

OK guys, so I guess a quick end-of-the-year thoughts and wishes type of thing. Firstly, I wanted to share with you my latest creation. Meaning an art piece that I made, if you will. This was inspired by a biohazard bag with my underwear in it (clean one (don’t be a dick)). I was sent home with this treasure after my recent surgery. And I guess, they put them into a biohazard bag for the lack of a better container. But I kept this thing, and immediately thought I’m going to use it as a center piece for my next painting,...

The great SWITCH

This weekend, the great SWITCH happened. And it’s a rare occasion that happens only once in a lifetime. Because technically once it happened it cannot re-occur again, because that is just the nature of the SWITCH. I’m not sure why I’m explaining this to you, you should know it already. What I will tell you is the SWITCH might yield unexpected consequences, unheard of for the human kind. Not necessarily bad, but very possibly catastrophic. Hug your children tonight.   Alright. I’m messing with you. What happened this weekend is I switched from Samsung to iPhone for the first time...

Indians are still cool though

So I had a lovely Thanksgiving, and I mentioned about it in my last post. Did you read it? Yeah, it was shit. I was fresh after the surgery, and spent all day in a sitting/laying position bossing everyone around me, and demanding things. Because when the opportunity strikes… And thankfully, I did have people around me to boss because it was a holiday weekend. And if you ask me what is the best time to have your ovarian cyst removed? I’ll tell you, it’s the day before Thanksgiving. You’re welcome. In all seriousness, I was extremely lucky to have four days...