Awesome people. That are not me.

So, I’ve noticed recently that almost every one of my posts begins with a ‘so’. I hope you’re not bothered with this. Also, chances are you haven’t noticed. And now you will, and now you will be bothered. Because our brains can be dicks like that sometimes. And I promise not to start my posts with a ‘so’. Maybe. Promises aren’t forever, you know.

 

The Internets is a  magnificent place, and it’s filled with lots of weirdo people. Some of whom are talented (thank you), but more importantly funny (thank you again). But today, for once, I’m not going to be talking about myself. Here are a few of my favorite things, and people, and things created by my favorite people.

 

Always Drunk is a blog that had me at Always Drunk. And then it had me at its content, which is crude, and brilliant, and funny, and obscene. This is the place where you need to go for a secret hideaway.  Let this be your happy place that you’re ashamed to tell about anybody else. Read through the posts and find yourself nodding in agreement, and thinking ‘did she…did she really just write that…’ And the answer is yes, she did. Also, we’re working on collaborating with Always Drunk, and hopefully very soon, she’ll guest post on here, so be excited dammit. Also, acquaint yourself with her blog beforehand, and write me complains in advance. That way we can most definitely have her here.

 

Rubber Shoes In Hell – notice the poeticism behind naming of my favorite blogs.  RSIH is a very strange, but oh so lovely, and funny woman. At one point, I asked her to adopt me (she agreed, and we’re working out legalities). I get excited just from seeing an email that her new post is up. And that’s a lot, because do you remember the last time you were excited about any emails? Exactly. Also, I just got a gift in the mail from her yesterday. A free one, people. She has awesome musician friends, and  was giving out their CDs. For free. Not even the postage stamp fee (she might be a saint). So now I can’t wait to listen to it, but the problem is my computer doesn’t have a CD drive. Because apparently technology.  I’ll figure it out and write all about it (hopefully positive, because if it’s shit, I’ll tell you it’s shit).

 

Chronicles Of A Boob (<– still happening), or as we lovingly know her on twitter – Pointless Boob, she is my bro. She writes about boobs a lot, with pictures. Not really, but go and find out for yourself. As she describes herself ‘My hobbies include playing the sitar, free diving, teaching a spin class, and lying about having hobbies.’ We once invented a Twitter Jesus together and decided that he died for our tweets (we did resurrect him later, and made him into a she). She also has a book coming out very soon that I cannot wait to read it. I also really hope it’s not going to be shit. That will be awkward.

 

Anna Plummer Writes Stuff here’s a proper person for you. And she’s a proper writer too. So there’s a breathe of proper-ness for you. I just really like her writing style. Also, she gives pretty good parenting advise. I think. I can’t be completely sure ‘cuz I eiighn’t no parent yet.’ She is also funny, but in a refined, sophisticated way. At least compared to me. You’re welcome.

 

A Opinionated Man – here’s someone who’s completely serious, and sometimes writes heart wrenching poetry that will have you weeping and questioning your life. Because certain days you need this to happen also. Probably. I can’t decide everything for you, I’m not your mom.

 

So, here ya go.

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7 thoughts on “Awesome people. That are not me.

  1. OMG thank you for including me. And I also start a LOT of posts with the word “so”.

    Also, it’s your turn to clean the bathroom….sooooo…..

  2. Now THAT was an amusing post. I appreciate the shout out. Gotta love that last line.

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